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Lindsay Lohan hits eHarmony looking for a date

04.14.09

Well, kind of. Lindsay Lohan (AKA Li-Lo, eHarmony client #612679, and the actress formerly known as employed) has put together an online video clip that satirizes her life for the Will Ferrell-helmed comedy video website, FunnyOrDie.com.

“Hi, my name is Lindsay and I’m searching for love,” the much-troubled actress tells the camera, adding, “I’m recently single – I think – and I’m looking for someone that I can spend the rest of my life with. Or, at least, the rest of my probation with.”

In the video, Lohan tackles a number of hot topics that have littered her recent life, including the restraining order ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s family allegedly wanted to take out on her, her alcohol problems, and her financial distress.

“I am not broke,” she tells the audience, “I actually have over $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro Miles, which I’m very proud of.”

Lohan refers to herself in the video as “a bit of a night owl, a workaholic, a shopaholic, and according to the state of California, an alcoholic.”

The video comes at a time when Lohan is reportedly aggressively trying to ‘reinvent herself’ in the wake of her failed and very public relationship. She recently took the stage during a Lily Allen concert, received loud applause, and then, according to witnesses, stood there wondering what to do next for an uncomfortable few minutes.

Click here to see the video.